Older guys wearing shorts

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Did he ask you if you wanted to be in his gang, his gang, his gang

Deffo a 'Paedo of the gang' type mate.

 

[Fabled mabel]

Plum? Singular? You are Adolf Hitler and I claim my €5

Plums singular or plural are less embarrassing (and less painful) than a proverbial bunch of grapes dangling.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Plums singular or plural are less embarrassing (and less painful) than a proverbial bunch of grapes dangling.

Aye, dinglelberries are so unsightly: /

 

[Stoned Rose]

Saw the title and thought this thread was going to cater to my most niche of niches.

Disappointed.

 

[Fabled mabel]

You are Farmer Giles and I claim my £5 back.

 

[TonyM]

And to our young men....what is wrong with a pair of socks?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

And to our young men....what is wrong with a pair of socks?

Ah, the Germans in sandals n' shit socks thread ?

I'm surprised this thread hasn't had a bit of early morning shake n' vac treatment TBH.

Standards are slipping faster than shorts on a FOC with diarrhoea.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I've heard you need a licence for those, available from your local council.

Nah, dog licences were abolished years ago...

 

[hammocity]

I’m 67 and I love wearing my Trevor Francis budgie smugglers when dog walking...

You are a pukka pensioner but one of my mates had the legs of an 80 year old when he was in his thirties, his nickname was “Pensioner Legs”

 

[KS55]

What ho, chaps.
I like to wear khaki shirt and shorts, brown brogues, long grey socks with scout's garters, the whole ensemble topped off with a pith helmet and swagger stick. Keep the natives in check, don't you know.
Toodle pip.