Olympic events

[Bluemoon dan]

I appreciate that this will probably get merged into the main Olympic thread but thought it might just be different enough to get away with starting a new one so, if you could be brilliant at one Olympic event, what would it be?
I'm with 3 other people and we've all said totally different things so thought it was quite an interesting question!

 

[BringBackSwales]

Spreadsheet wankering

 

[TinFoilHat]

Olympic standard drowning.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Peanut catching with my mouth.

 

[BimboBob]

Wanking myself blind.

Who said that?

See?

 

[Big mals fedora]

Gymnastics

 

[TinFoilHat]

Penis catching with my mouth.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Football, obviously

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Rag hating

 

[One Fan Clapping]

3AM calf cramp dancing.