on the pull

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I often found blind girls easiest to pull. Probably because they couldn’t see what I looked like.

 

[Barcon]

I pulled the poulet the other day.

 

[Barcon]

How many points for killing a prostitute?

15 - 20.

 

[idahoblues]

I pulled the poulet the other day.

You’re choking surely ?

 

[Barcon]

You’re choking surely ?

Choking the chicken.
You watching the hockey?

 

[idahoblues]

Choking the chicken.
You watching the hockey?

Not watching

 

[BimboBob]

How much for pushing them in the canal?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Choking the chicken.
You watching the hockey?

How are the Leafs doing lol

Go Canucks

 

[idahoblues]

How are the Leafs doing lol

Go Canucks

Boston destroying them

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Boston destroying them

Cheers ;-)

 

[idahoblues]

Cheers ;-)

I have a Woody

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I have a Woody

Isn’t that the Norm?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

just in case the fucking worriers are concerned about summat untoward...
there'll be no pecks, snogs or gropes without permission.

I mean you say that, but once it gets to the last five minutes and you're 2-1 down, you might be tempted to go down in the box.

 

[KS55]

I mean you say that, but once it gets to the last five minutes and you're 2-1 down, you might be tempted to go down in the box.

That’s 50 points, at least.

 

[Eccles Blue]

If it gets to 1.50am and you’re both drawing blanks, tell your mate to call @Eccles Blue

Mmmm does he know how VERY selective I am? ;-)
Plus what my laser stare does to people. ;-)

 

[117 M34]

Who won?

 

[billblu]

probably blown out all night staggered home to calums and in a state of intoxication decided to enter the experimental stage of there friendship. Both sat up in bed like morecambe and wise with sore heads trying to piece together what happened and where they went for a curry :)

 

[stonerblue]

it's my last weekend in england.
my mate is over from belfast.
we are seriously off out on the pull shortly tonight.
(when he gets out of the shower ie having a wank).

we've decided...
1point for a peck.
3points for a snog.
5points for a grope.

when was the last time you went out on the pull?

Donald Trump loves this post..

 

[Magicpole]

probably blown out all night staggered home to calums and in a state of intoxication decided to enter the experimental stage of there friendship. Both sat up in bed like morecambe and wise with sore heads trying to piece together what happened and where they went for a curry :)

and praying the fire in both their rings, was down solely to overextending with a Vindaloo :)

 

[Corky]

Sounds very Top of the Pops