Timmmmahhhh
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On the train from Conwy, anyone gonna entertain me for the next 2 hours?
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mcfcnorthstand
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Timmmmahhhh said:On the train from Conwy, anyone gonna entertain me for the next 2 hours?
Bung the ticket inspector 20 quid im sure he will..........
Sheikh Rattle n Roll
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I think there is a girl in the carriage next to you who has her eye on you, she might lend you a hand!
At least your up this early for a reason I got woke up at 07:15 by my kids (7 + 5) so they could watch Shrek 2 in bed and i could'nt get back to sleep. Fuck it at least I can get the bbq stuff ready for after the match today, could'nt get a ticket so have arranged for a load to come to my house to watch it on the box.
stonerblue
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why not see if you can walk the length of the carriage on your hands..
mcfcnorthstand
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BatBlue said:At least your up this early for a reason I got woke up at 07:15 by my kids (7 + 5) so they could watch Shrek 2 in bed and i could'nt get back to sleep. Fuck it at least I can get the bbq stuff ready for after the match today, could'nt get a ticket so have arranged for a load to come to my house to watch it on the box.
Lets hope the real Shrek gets injured today
monkey-trousers
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Timmmmahhhh said:On the train from Conwy, anyone gonna entertain me for the next 2 hours?
I spy with my little eye, something begining with F
rickmcfc
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Timmmmahhhh said:On the train from Conwy, anyone gonna entertain me for the next 2 hours?
Here you go mate, see how many of these you can get through before warrington, i recon you can do 7 of them, go for it!!!
1. Hold a newspaper upside down in front of you. Pretend to read it complete with facial expressions. Laugh loudly when you get to the comics.
2. Ask the stranger next to you if you can borrow their Chapstick. Mumble the word "asshole" when they refuse.
3. Make an extremely loud farting noise by placing your hands over your mouth and blowing hard. Look at the person next to you with complete disgust and move to another car.
4. Try to get everyone to sing Kumba-ya with you. Learn all the verses and make copies of the lyrics to pass out.
5. Make up an interpretive dance to the poem "There Once Was A Man From Nantucket". Perform it in each car.
6. Bring a fully stocked bar with you. Offer to mix drinks for people. After you serve them say "Okay that'll be $6."
7. Take out your cell phone and pretend to be a telemarketer.
8. Take out your cell phone and pretend to be a pimp.
9. Start singing "It's A Small World" out loud. Look at the person next to you and say "Oh sorry. I thought we were on the Teacups."
10. Fly out of your seat and slam your body into the wall every time the train comes to a stop. Then sit back down and pretend nothing happened.
11. See if anyone will give you a massage.
12. Bring a video camera. Film people on the train and tell them you are making a documentary on the life cycle of crabgrass. Ask them to sign a release form.
13. Tell people you are a caricature artist. Draw stick figures with only one distinguishable feature (i.e. the person's hat, their huge ass, etc.)
14. Make a production out of playing Solitaire on the seat facing you by using Uno cards.
15. Light candles and incense around you while chanting phrases in Pig Latin.
16. Get three other people to pretend to be the Monkees with you. Entertain everyone else by performing "Last Train to Clarksville". Make sure whoever is being Mike Nesmith has a ski cap on.
17. Place three different sized coins at one end of the car. Let them race to the other side. Give the winner a prize.
18. Ask the conductor if you can borrow his flashlight. Then tell passengers you are a medical student and you want to practice on them by looking in their ears.
19. Try to open a window. When the conductor tries to stop you, tell him/her you want to scatter the ashes of a loved one. If you are permitted to proceed, smoke a cigarette out the window.
20. Bring a baby carrier with a doll in it. Take it out every once in a while to feed it, rock it, change it. Tell the person next to you how you haven't slept in days because the baby is teething.
Sheikh Rattle n Roll
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So come on Timmmmahhhh, you have been on the train for 15 mins or so, got an update?
the talisman
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rickmcfc said:Timmmmahhhh said:On the train from Conwy, anyone gonna entertain me for the next 2 hours?
Here you go mate, see how many of these you can get through before warrington, i recon you can do 7 of them, go for it!!!
1. Hold a newspaper upside down in front of you. Pretend to read it complete with facial expressions. Laugh loudly when you get to the comics.
2. Ask the stranger next to you if you can borrow their Chapstick. Mumble the word "asshole" when they refuse.
3. Make an extremely loud farting noise by placing your hands over your mouth and blowing hard. Look at the person next to you with complete disgust and move to another car.
4. Try to get everyone to sing Kumba-ya with you. Learn all the verses and make copies of the lyrics to pass out.
5. Make up an interpretive dance to the poem "There Once Was A Man From Nantucket". Perform it in each car.
6. Bring a fully stocked bar with you. Offer to mix drinks for people. After you serve them say "Okay that'll be $6."
7. Take out your cell phone and pretend to be a telemarketer.
8. Take out your cell phone and pretend to be a pimp.
9. Start singing "It's A Small World" out loud. Look at the person next to you and say "Oh sorry. I thought we were on the Teacups."
10. Fly out of your seat and slam your body into the wall every time the train comes to a stop. Then sit back down and pretend nothing happened.
11. See if anyone will give you a massage.
12. Bring a video camera. Film people on the train and tell them you are making a documentary on the life cycle of crabgrass. Ask them to sign a release form.
13. Tell people you are a caricature artist. Draw stick figures with only one distinguishable feature (i.e. the person's hat, their huge ass, etc.)
14. Make a production out of playing Solitaire on the seat facing you by using Uno cards.
15. Light candles and incense around you while chanting phrases in Pig Latin.
16. Get three other people to pretend to be the Monkees with you. Entertain everyone else by performing "Last Train to Clarksville". Make sure whoever is being Mike Nesmith has a ski cap on.
17. Place three different sized coins at one end of the car. Let them race to the other side. Give the winner a prize.
18. Ask the conductor if you can borrow his flashlight. Then tell passengers you are a medical student and you want to practice on them by looking in their ears.
19. Try to open a window. When the conductor tries to stop you, tell him/her you want to scatter the ashes of a loved one. If you are permitted to proceed, smoke a cigarette out the window.
20. Bring a baby carrier with a doll in it. Take it out every once in a while to feed it, rock it, change it. Tell the person next to you how you haven't slept in days because the baby is teething.
we have a winner