Our Friends In Merseyside

[Blue Mist]

It was Colonel Yellow, in the Library with the rope

Colonel Mustard you inbred moose botherer.

Colonel fucking yellow, jeez.

 

[Maly]

Think someone with the famous scouse humour wrote this.

Liverpool is the safest place to live in the UK

Compared to other cities, Liverpool has a significantly lower crime rate

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

The phrase don’t shit on your own doorstep springs to mind

 

[idahoblues]

Colonel Mustard you inbred moose botherer.

Colonel fucking yellow, jeez.

Ah yes, now I remember

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Two people I know had vicious and life changing robberies at their homes.
One was a guy who had a business in Rochdale. Him and his wife were tied and beaten
The other a former business owner near Doncaster. Him and his daughter tied, burned, beaten and even the threat of cutting his daughters fingers off

It offends everything that is human and decent.

 

[Pell]

Flood

Redirect Notice

Sad story, no wonder his career went south after a promising start.

 

[hilts]

I’ m here to be shot down but
Sadio Mane
Dejan Lovren
Roberto Firminio
Pepe Reina
Peter Crouch
Steven Gerrard
Phil Jagielka
Daniel Agger
Carlo Ancelotti
Jerzy Dudek
Dirk Kuyt
Robbie Keane
Jermaine Pennant
Lucas Leiva
Romolu Lukaku
Fabinho
Steven Piennar
Tom Cleverly

To name but a few.
Some violent and armed crime amongst them as well.

It has happened in all parts of this country at some point but that is a bloody ridiculous number on Merseyside .
This is Britain , not South Africa.

If Liverpool are in the hunt for a decent player just send him that list on Twitter, soon have a change of heart.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

I’ m here to be shot down but
Sadio Mane
Dejan Lovren
Roberto Firminio
Pepe Reina
Peter Crouch
Steven Gerrard
Phil Jagielka
Daniel Agger
Carlo Ancelotti
Jerzy Dudek
Dirk Kuyt
Robbie Keane
Jermaine Pennant
Lucas Leiva
Romolu Lukaku
Fabinho
Steven Piennar
Tom Cleverly

To name but a few.
Some violent and armed crime amongst them as well.

It has happened in all parts of this country at some point but that is a bloody ridiculous number on Merseyside .
This is Britain , not South Africa.

Those Chelsea fans have some nerve!

 

[marco]

could you have imagined the situation if they had tried to burgle Mario's house when he was with us, he'd have tied their knackers up with piano wire and wrapped the ends around the prongs of a plug socket,just a bit of fun though

 

[Maly]

I’ m here to be shot down but
Sadio Mane
Dejan Lovren
Roberto Firminio
Pepe Reina
Peter Crouch
Steven Gerrard
Phil Jagielka
Daniel Agger
Carlo Ancelotti
Jerzy Dudek
Dirk Kuyt
Robbie Keane
Jermaine Pennant
Lucas Leiva
Romolu Lukaku
Fabinho
Steven Piennar
Tom Cleverly

To name but a few.
Some violent and armed crime amongst them as well.

It has happened in all parts of this country at some point but that is a bloody ridiculous number on Merseyside .
This is Britain , not South Africa.

How many actually lived in Merseyside?

 

[toffee balls]

Most of them.