I knew a guy once who came back pissed from a night out, and rather than walk 15 yards to the toilet he decided it would be easier to do 7 little pisses around his room. He didn't want to piss in his bin because he'd dumped a half eaten kebab in it. Drunken logic at its finest.
Needless to say, the stench in the corridor the following fine summers morning was something I will never forget to my dying day.
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