Paul Merson

[gray740]

Be very handy if you gave us a bit of a clue....

Pep`s been found out ....

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

This guy has the longest lasting hangover in history. He's supposed to have stopped boozing about 15 years ago and he still sounds pissed whenever he opens his mouth.

 

[davek1808]

This guy has the longest lasting hangover in history. He's supposed to have stopped boozing about 15 years ago and he still sounds pissed whenever he opens his mouth.

When he's not crying like a woman because He's fucked his life up.

 

[aguerooooo]

Okay its only verbal but this is his latest of many and its pissed me off plenty WHY because it involves everybodys favourite german Klopp " 22pts i mean 22ps behind its ridiculous nobody says a thing but Klopp misses one match against Shrewsbury and gets pelted " of course Merse nobody has said a word of Citys drop off this season have they? Perhaps he should lift his head from the racing post once in a while or perhaps your head is still fuzzy from all the great memories of your time as a gaffer

 

[Phil1]

Queen Anne is dead.
*sorry @gordondaviesmoustache *

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Okay its only verbal but this is his latest of many and its pissed me off plenty WHY because it involves everybodys favourite german Klopp " 22pts i mean 22ps behind its ridiculous nobody says a thing but Klopp misses one match against Shrewsbury and gets pelted " of course Merse nobody has said a word of Citys drop off this season have they? Perhaps he should lift his head from the racing post once in a while or perhaps your head is still fuzzy from all the great memories of your time as a gaffer

Have you been anywhere nice?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Queen Anne is dead.
*sorry @gordondaviesmoustache *

Glad it’s finally getting the recognition it deserves.

 

[Nascent Blues]

Okay its only verbal but this is his latest of many and its pissed me off plenty WHY because it involves everybodys favourite german Klopp " 22pts i mean 22ps behind its ridiculous nobody says a thing but Klopp misses one match against Shrewsbury and gets pelted " of course Merse nobody has said a word of Citys drop off this season have they? Perhaps he should lift his head from the mound of Columbia's finest once in a while or perhaps your head is still fuzzy from all the great memories of your time as a gaffer

Edited for accuracy .

 

[Briggs1969]

Edited for accuracy .

Ha ha very good!

 

[Indaparkside]

Makes me laugh when his commentating on ssn, he has the team sheet in front of him “GOAL” he shouts Jeff sterling lets go to Paul merson for the opening goal. No7 jeff has just scored “erm” smithe, Smirnoff, etc jeff butts in I think you mean smith Paul” all the other fuckers start laughing on the panel like rampton inmates. Thick as fuck the coke taking twat.