Penny for the guy

Got that bad for little scamps on our estate nicking wood gates from council houses the tenants would hammer a nail in under the hinge. We, I mean, they would carry an half brick to bend nail and lift gate off. Cue loads of pissed off old folk the next day when they found stray dogs had walked onto their lawns and crapped there.
Good times.
 
You see Beamer ? Proper working class people called it a Bommy, you oiks out in the sticks, living in your tied cottage whilst doffing your cap to the squire have a different language altogether.
You two were obviously a pair of urchin scallies as kids musty with newspaper in your outside bogs. We were refined. We had San Izel to wipe our posh bottoms on.
 
Got that bad for little scamps on our estate nicking wood gates from council houses the tenants would hammer a nail in under the hinge. We, I mean, they would carry an half brick to bend nail and lift gate off. Cue loads of pissed off old folk the next day when they found stray dogs had walked onto their lawns and crapped there.
Good times.

posh gits with gates asked for it.
 
Yeah as a kid it was always looked forward to, then later on you find out it's celebrating killing catholics, takes the shine off.
Well, yes, but as the very same catholics were intent on mass murder, not too many fucks were given.
Many nursery rhymes contain similar gruesome histories.
 

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