Phone swap

Ahh this must be the thread GSC was on about.

Fucking hell op "mummy mummy can i have my milky bar now". Did the phone make calls ? you said you were desperate right so i must assume it did not work in its primary function as a phone.

You mention you need it for work so your obviously not 12 so i feel no guilt giving you both barrels

I hope daddy kicks you out then you dont have to put up with said "spoiled ****" (irony). Maybe then you will get a reality check. Then video your life so i can watch life smack you in the face like with the force of a thousand angry gods.

What a spoiled little so and so you are. Shit in one hand and wish for your dream phone in the other and see which hand gets filled first.

I suppose your parents spoil you so its partly their fault but damn kid you sound like you need a slap.
In the year since you posted this i would like to think you have been punched enough that you are no longer a spoiled git but i doubt it.

Man i thought id seen most stuff on the net, Indeed i was very wrong.
 
When I read the OP I giggled at what I knew was to follow, and I wasn't disappointed! Quality posts from Bluemooners!
I hope another year older, another year wiser, OP, that you read this and cringe at what you put last year. I have bought my kids blackberry's and if I knew either of them had reacted the way you did, I'd be both gutted and angry. It's probably one of the most selfish, spoilt sounding rants I've ever come across.
I hope you get fuck all this year other than a bit of Santa's jizzum smeared across your ungrateful little face.
 
jollycity said:
I'm sure Glen will already be considering a parody on Christmas day.

Looks like the op jacked the forum in last Feb, maybe BBM is down
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Maybe Daddy bought him a new forum, so he did not have to read the same one as his "****" of a sister.

The real world is going to be a major shock to this mardarse.

What a twat!
 
gaudinho's stolen car said:
If my bird doesn't buy me a bottle of Aramis she is a **** and I don't care if she dies tomorrow.
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fucking priceless.....this has all the makings of a 'classic thread' (or is it one already?). The OPs rant about his sister downstairs is fucking brilliant as well. Ungrateful fucker. That's where we are now, you get a shite present and immediately go on Bluemoon for swapsies.....maybe this is an idea for a new thread? Bluemoon Swapshop - open at 0001hrs on Sun 25 Dec.
 
Gareth Barry Manilow said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU[/youtube]

Should've got a Nintendo 64
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apparently he swapped it for a playstation. ungrateful ****
 
I remember reading this thread last xmas, and I had a feeling this would be bumped again today.
Absolutely hilarious.

I'm still shocked as to how ungrateful one can be.
Utter ****
 
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