Pickpockets

[crazyg]

More reasons to stay alert at matches.

Why, what's so special about lerts?

 

[Norbiton]

Same thing happened to me, thought he just wanted me out of his way but told him I wasn’t Budgen.

 

[Mifred]

Apparently he ran out of the stadium but the driver got cold feet and drove off, he was heard shouting wait Rose

This thread seems to be running a lidle extra

 

[mancityvstoke]

Why, what's so special about lerts?

The world needs more of them

(Rag mag 1975)

 

[1961_vintage]

At half time in the gents toilet at the West Ham game I was being push from behind.

Don't get that on Value Gold.

 

[Indaparkside]

Lucky you didn’t have one in your other pocket it could have been rob one get one free

 

[Zubrman]

Sky's commentary team tried to use the bogs at half time. Mr Tyler complained that all the urinals were all occupied.

Mr Neville shouted out, "Use the Wall, Mart!"

 

[skillman]

 

[crazyg]

The world needs more of them

(Rag mag 1975)

Where do you think I got it from?

;-)

 

[Mifred]

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Recycling an old joke