Pickpockets

[mancityvstoke]

Next time put some credit cards in there you ****....I'm skint

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Scared of losing one bag, why didn't you Carrefour?

Back of the Netto

 

[Wilmslow Road]

Scared of losing one bag, why didn't you Carrefour?

Back of the Netto

A lot wont get that.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

My mate Victor, Values the thread, but if you didn't report it to the police, Fine.Fare enough.

Somerfield you've gone too far. Maybe time to go International. But will Tesco-operate

 

[lefty goldblatt]

At half time in the gents toilet at the West Ham game I was being push from behind. I push him away and told him to back off. On getting outside something was missing from my back pocket. Luckily it was only a plastic shopping bag

Brings a new meaning to the oft heard expression

"Unexpected item in the bagging area"

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Back of the Netto

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Nobody will want to use the urinals now. There’ll bejams for the cubicles.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

It happened to me there as well. And my mate. And his mate. And his brother. And his mate.
We are Spar-ticus

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A man with a beard is suspected of being behind the pickpocketing but the police think he has changed his image after having a Kwik Shave

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I didn’t loose anything, but now have a bag for life.

So have I.

Wish I knew how to use the spoiler button in case Mrs Moon (love you XXX) looks over my shoulder. ;)