I'd probably arrest with hypoxia laughing.
But could you imagine the venomous piss boiling, the absolute umbrella burning spittle we'd endure, if Chelsea were docked points and City were handed the 2014 Premiership title and that feckin Champions League trophy the cnuts won when they beat us in the final...!!
Oh my lord the FALL OUT, I've get sacked from work for being on twitter to much. Could you imagine the plastic red shite!
Saying that, the tears would probably melt the ice caps and we'd all die a month or so later....
But what a MONTH..I'd take it and I'm fully in!!
***NAH fook that!! Just checked and it means that Spurs would win a title too, and there's something completely and fundamentally wrong with Spurs winning silverware.
Yeah, looks like the planet survives for now....
At least until the FFP findings!..hahaha.