See what happens when you inflate sponsorship deals and sponsor yourself but throw 100 times the amount in.
You end up being the best run club in Europe.
Then if anybody comes sniffing we just palm them off with bullshit memos and receipts.
Piss easy this owning a football club.
Oh and in the process we clean up every trophy along the way after overcoming a visit from plod, uefa, the Premier League, the fa, VAR, American owners, goldilocks and the three bears and my personal favourite Miguel Deloony.