Off topic I know, but on the journeys issue, back in 1975 - I think it was after the scum were relegated - my best mate was a United fan and we used to go to matches together sometimes. Needless to say, he was a bit thick. I lived in Burnage, next to Kingsway where the 95 bus ran into town and beyond. We'd go and see reserve games sometimes, and even catch the 169/170 to watch Droylesden.
At lunchtime one Saturday afternoon, I answered a knock at the door and there he was as usual wearing his United scarf.
"Coming to the match?"
"What match?" I asked."United are away today, aren't they?"
"Yeah, but I want to see the reserves - Bobby Charlton's the manager at Preston, and if we get the 95, we'll be there in an hour."
He was a bit disappointed when I explained that the 95 went to Prestwich, not Preston.
I think we got the 95 into town anyway, and just did the usual pilgrimage to Stolen From Ivor and Justin's.
He was a good lad but thick as 2 short planks.