Threeinarow
Well-Known Member
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon
that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because
they were flapping in the breeze. Out of
embarrassment, she requests that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agrees.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she
finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the
bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation."
The surgeon tells her he carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself. The second rose is from my nurse; she
assisted me in the surgery and empathized because
she'd had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?"
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because
they were flapping in the breeze. Out of
embarrassment, she requests that the surgery be kept a
secret and the surgeon agrees.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she
finds three roses carefully placed beside her on the
bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I
thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my
operation."
The surgeon tells her he carried out her wish for
confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by
yourself. The second rose is from my nurse; she
assisted me in the surgery and empathized because
she'd had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?"
"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."