police contingency plan leaked for wembley derby

[samharris]

I've finally been done!!

Been there done it got the fucking t shirt... welcome to the club :)

 

[greeny-ctid]

lol nice try mate ;)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Well done marco.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day - teach him to fish and he'll eat forever.
You only landed one today,but it was a big 'un...

 

[bluegorton]

reports in the red tops for the morning (sat 04 march)

confidential police papers have been found in a burger king resturant by a cleaner, these top secret documents have details of how a manchester derby would be policed at wembley stadium, the chances are that these two teams will be meeting at the national stadium in either a semi final or final of the FA cup

manchester united fans will have special trains departing from manchester picadilly direct to wembley stadium while fans of city will be bussed to wigan for train departures to euston station, from euston fans would be made to walk in police escort to the stadium those traveling via the M6 will have designated service stations all will be available to united fans except for watford gap which is open from 10am-6pm to city supporters. GMP have been made fully aware of the possibility of crowd trouble and officers have been advised that united fans chucking bricks at coaches are to be ignored, city supporters however will be battoned and sworn at, the united following will be let out after the match while city fans will be detained inside the stadium however GMP have requested piped music to be played unfortunately the toilets during this period would be closed,wembley stewards have been advised that if any city supporters fail to comply they will be chucked down the stairs before being ejected

I knew immediately it was a wind-up

Me to!!















There are two "c"s in Piccadilly.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

So why the fuck do we have to go for Wigan for trains?

It's not the real PieEatin' Wigan - it's code for Inverness! An' the traipse to Wembers from Euston is to be done in bare feet over broken glass.

 

[bluestevei]

So why the fuck do we have to go for Wigan for trains?

ha ha ha i hope it was a piss take

 

[samharris]

So why the fuck do we have to go for Wigan for trains?

ha ha ha i hope it was a piss take

Er.................no. :)

 

[sweep]

I've finally been done!!

Double reverse Clarkie eh, nice work.

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

So why the fuck do we have to go for Wigan for trains?

Whoops.........

 

[Falz]

Punctuation is your friend......

and it isnt even funny.

I laughed at the attempt to be funny, does that count?

It started well... but then... err...