Poor sod..

[-dabz-]

My mates just phoned to say he's in deep shit with his brother in law.
He got pissed last night and has woke up with his dick in the xmas turkey that he should have cooked hours ago to take round to his sisters in time for dinner...says his dick is in shreds and he fears for his life.

 

[TCIB]

Fucking winner !

 

[jimharri]

21 minutes for it to appear; longer than I thought. This place is going to the dogs.

 

[bennyblue]

If hes going to his sisters what the fucks it gotta do with the brother in law ?

 

[-dabz-]

21 minutes for it to appear; longer than I thought. This place is going to the dogs.

I'll try harder next time...;O)
Happy crimbo Jimbo.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Hope he took the giblets out before the evil deed.

 

[jimharri]

21 minutes for it to appear; longer than I thought. This place is going to the dogs.

I'll try harder next time...;O)
Happy crimbo Jimbo.

You'll have to up your game son.

Same to you Dabz!

 

[Blue Smarties]

If hes going to his sisters what the fucks it gotta do with the brother in law ?

Yorkshire folk.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Was it fresh or frozen?

 

[andyhinch]

I have a similar problem, only prezzi I bought the missis this year was some wine, I seem to have inadvertently drunk it all, do I give her the empty bottles?