...Right, You DID ask..
First I'll endorse a few already mentioned...
Wogan and Eamon Holmes, Smug bastards with fuck all to be smug about...Except great wodges of cash..Holmes used to live near me in Sharston...If I knew then what I know now...you got off lightly there you fat-faced twat...
Vernon Kay, A modern day Ted Rodgers with half the charisma..take that you lanky streak of grinning piss...
Kerry Katona, should be selling a different type of "prawn ring"...incidently, Is there a branch of Iceland in Wilmslow?
Jordan, Ditto...If all it takes to be famous and royally wedged is a massive pair of tits, then how come I dont take tea with the Pope on a regular basis?...
Jamie Oliver, THERE IS NO GOD!...if there was then he would have fell off his scooter and rolled under a bus head first yonks ago...I'd love to see the out-takes from his programme where he slides down his bannister, falls off, and smacks his face on every one of the last fifteen stairs with the camera crew laughing their bollocks off...the slobbering mockney twat...
and his missus...pinch-faced woman...
Fern Britten, Another smug bastard. Got where she was because she knew which end of a pen the ink came out of...I thought she looked better before she had her pie pocket sewn up, but thats just me...
Bono, Grade A **** of the highest order....no explaination needed...
Jonny Rotten, ditto. Always thought he was a **** and now he's proved me right....Flogging butter?....isn't that what milk men used to do?...Right on Jonny!...."I am an antichrist, I like english butter on me morning slice"...fuck you, you talentless prick..
Steve Irwin, Now I know this may be an unpopular choice but fuck it...Be honest with me, we only watched his progs hoping to see him get whacked, which lets face it, was on the cards sooner or later. If you could ask all the snakes and lizards he'd bothered over the years what they thought of his demise, their answer would come as no surprise...trust me on that one!
Amy (one tune) Winehouse, Be honest, she is more famous for being a fucked up drug head than any talent she may have. However, thats not the reason I cant stand her...Its because she reminds me of a satanic candy floss who looks like she stinks of piss..I want to throw up every time I see her...someone should tell her to stop putting magic maker on her face like a pissed up five year old...its not a good look.
I think I'll stop for now, I need to put my fingers in a bowl of ice and take a Valium...There are many, many more....
