Posh spice is a slapper...

[FeedTheGoat10]

.Anyone remember these songs?
Posh spice is a slapper, she has a sweaty beaver, and when she's shagging beckham she thinks of nicky weaver.

....
She has a dodgy motor
....
She thinks of shaun goater.

I think they went like that, although i was about 7 when i last heard them...

Was thinking we could adapt a few new versions, with colleen, rooney, ade and tevez?

 

[ROSLER_28]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

 

[mancityscot]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

that has to be belted out at the derby, absolutley mint

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

LOVE IT

 

[Bluemoon115]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

Can't you add a cancer bit in that.

It wasn't Maine Road where that sign was, but please don't try to take the moral high ground on things like this.

 

[ManCityTom]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

That my friend is now my facebook status. (:

 

[Blip]

I can remember banners hoping her first born dies of cancer in some grounds.

Oh aye... and which grounds might they have been, Mr undercover Lime & Custard?

 

[thecitymassive]

Colleen is a slapper,
She shags a f**king idiot,
When she's shaggin Rooney,
She thinks of our De Jong.

 

[dctid]

Colleen is a slapper,
She shags a f**king idiot,
When she's shaggin Rooney,
She thinks of our De Jong.

More likely to wiind the ugly fook up even more

 

[ROSLER_28]

Colleen is a slapper
shes got a smelly back door
and when shes shagging rooney
she thinks of adebayor!

That my friend is now my facebook status. (:

Glad it seems to have gone down well! :)