Possible Work Place flirting

[bugsyblue]

Sara Joy

Do you think that's her real name?

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

What ever happened to the poster who seemed obsessed with his neighbour and wanted to ask her out on a date after she asked for a cup of sugar or something?

Please god no……not this again

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Wow you guys I am honored! Thank you for thinking of me. Unfortunately in regards to the neighbor, I haven't seen or heard from her since she moved out so that is dead in the water.

@RadcliffeRick which thread do you think is fake exactly? My threads were..... " asking my neighbor for coffee" and "a gift of buckfast wine" which I think have both been deleted for some reason but the first was hilarious. Unfortunately both were true I AM that shit with women.

If you are referring to the work place flirting thread I didn't start that but I agree it seems like bullshit, the way he asked for advice about one woman only to reveal he was banging a CEO seemed a little far fetched

@Trautmann's Chiropractor may I asked how and why I came into your thoughts?

For Fu@ks sake…..and were off

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Do you think that's her real name?

Clearly not, I aint telling you guys her real name!!!

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

@Thorin Oakenshield

Have you considered a sex change?

You may be an ugly bloke now, but as a stud lesbian you will have plenty of fanny. You can always replace your cock with a silicone strap-on or packer.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

@Thorin Oakenshield

Have you considered a sex change?

You may be an ugly bloke now, but as a stud lesbian you will have plenty of fanny. You can always replace your cock with a silicone strap-on or packer.

How would being a lesbian get me the woman I like?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

How would being a lesbian get me the woman I like?

Find one that likes fake grass grazing and you'll be fine, young Thorin; )

 

[Tuearts right boot]

@Thorin Oakenshield

Have you considered a sex change?

You may be an ugly bloke now, but as a stud lesbian you will have plenty of fanny. You can always replace your cock with a silicone strap-on or packer.

For the slightly naive amongst us, what on earth is a 'packer'...??

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

For the slightly naive amongst us, what on earth is a 'packer'...??

A flacid penis replica worn to occupy the space (rather than as a sex toy). Worn by some trans men (female to male) and butch lesbians.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

How would being a lesbian get me the woman I like?

If you are talking about one specific woman then it's probably best to move on if you have made advances and they haven't gone anywhere (she's just not into you) or you have taken too long to make the move and any potential interest isn't there anymore. Find someone more interested and spend your time on that person, or play the field until you have progessed enough with one.

In answer to your question:

Butch and Femme.