citykev28 said:or take that? the bonus of that being that as host, shortly after the opening bars of the performance you could wander on stage and announce over the microphone that the show will not go on until "that **** williams gets the fuck off the stage."
marvellous.
hmmm that is a compelling case you put forward. How about we compromise and have both, then Hammer can use his vibrant parachute pants to choke the port vale ponce!
It'd also be good if Mark would dress up as the pearly king and you as i dunno maybe Rod Hull or a tiger...mind you that line of thought would mean I'd have to put on a kilt so lets scrap that idea.