Pre-Derby Headlines

[blue b4 the moon]

Real Madrid want Sterling because he's delaying his contract talks till after the World Cup...oh wait...


Shows how important he's been for us this season.

Meh we can pick up Ibe for a couple of quid.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Local Altrincham fan anthony taylor to fill in as derby ref as michael Oliver pulls out after failed eye test

 

[kevin horlocks wand]

Paul Scholes hopeful for a place on the bench for the derby

 

[ell]

Real Madrid want Sterling because he's delaying his contract talks till after the World Cup...oh wait...


Shows how important he's been for us this season.

Cant see Arsenal letting him go without a fight.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

John Cross writing another story about Raheem.

You'd think after Pep and Sterling both laughed at the idea of him going to Arsenal, which was Cross' big scoop, he'd just keep his head low for a while.

He always keeps his head fairly low. Round about the level of Wenger's cock and balls.

 

[its a Barm]

Pep ate my hamster.

 

[Gingers Dad]

CITY IN LATE NIGHT DRINK SCANDAL

Pep Guardiola last night spilt some tea in a Ukrainian hotel restaurant and left without telling the staff.

Bernardo Silva arrested after bar room brawl

 

[hateutd]

....and Pep committed suicide as a lifelong fan of Ian Curtis.....!

 

[casserole of nonsense]

City team bus found on the moon.

 

[blue44]

De Bruyne says Real Madrid rumours are true and ongoing !