Pre-Derby Headlines

[rnblade]

Silva and KDB in dressing room brawl.

 

[Willie Wontie]

Rout on the card as Pep loses lucky pants.
Guardiola hasn’t changed his underpants since City began their unbeaten run.
A club source confesses they’d been accidentally laundered before the Shaktar game and a distraught Guardiola blames himself for it
It was like having a 12th man confides a disconsolate Kompany. The players had taken to kissing the waistband before taking to the field But tonight the smell of Daz was unmistakeable. We fear the worst at the weekend.

 

[City Raider]

City not happy with delayed brexit

Told ya

 

[bumbleblue]

Good one son ........lets have another one.

Nooo he’ Get SUEd

 

[acton28.blog]

POGBA BAGS WINNER FOR CHAMPIONS-ELECT.

 

[Blue Pete]

Home grown Manchester lads to take on the £1bn team of petrol funded foreign mercenaries, for the good of football they must win.

 

[ell]

Paddy power have just paid out on city for the title so thats the kiss of death

 

[mac]

Well the countdown is on and weather permitting the game also so I am putting a little prediction game up.

Amount of times Sky mention our money 3

Amount of times Tyler and Ratboy w*** themselves when the rags have an attack/ corner etc. 9

Amount of times one of our players get taken out with no action from the ref. 8

Amount of times Sterling and diving gets mentioned 4

Many more obviously so feel free to add.

 

[chedinho]

Amount of times they mention homegrown ( every time rashford gets the ball) 2

 

[foggy1974]

Rooney's shinner sorry overhead