Predictive texting on a smartphone with fingers like Walls sausages!

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Even harder when they have shit on them as well.

Fuck me, ive never heard that before Alf, you must have a spy camera in my bathroom. Are you Martin Edwards lad?

 

[Ric]

Tune.

 

[bluealf]

Fuck me, ive never heard that before Alf, you must have a spy camera in my bathroom. Are you Martin Edwards lad?

You couldn't pay me enough to spy on your depraved activities matey, the last I heard the local mortuary put a triple lock on the fridges to keep you out.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

You couldn't pay me enough to spy on your depraved activities matey, the last I heard the local mortuary put a triple lock on the fridges to keep you out.

You're full of shit you ginger wrong un.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I just corrected a typo in my last post. I typed top,it gave me tip, I tried changing tip and it predicted tit.

I guess I must fuckin' be.

I'm not turning it off Bombo Bib, this predictive texting lark amuses my tiny mind; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I typed best friend in another Fred, it gave me vest fried! : /

It's taking the piss out of me now this bloody predictive texting.

Anyone know how i turn it iff?

 

[Henkeman]

I've always been particularly impressed how smartphone manufacturers are so certain that what the entire world really wants to say is "ducking".

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I typed best friend in another Fred, it gave me vest fried! : /

It's taking the piss out of me now this bloody predictive texting.

Anyone know how i turn it iff?

I've tried and not found a way. Yoyreystuyou stuck with the garbage it suggests.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

My fucfuck phone is taking the piss off me again. Im my having it my sausage fingers are entirely the cause. I think I have phone gremlins.

 

[urban genie]

My laptop screen is fucked and i have to use my phone to post on here. I have it set to predictive texting, and some of the typos amuse me. I have to correct quite a lot though, otherwise my posts come across a bit gobbledegook nonsense.

Some would say I write nonsense anyway, but predictive texting can be funny

My big Walls sausage fingers don't help though.

You ever seen my posts with several qwerty fat fingered spelling mistakes?

I must re-edit on here all the time