Premier League Games 10/11/12 Feb

[aguero93:20]

Fucking tight down the bottom of the Prem.

Yeah, from 11th to 19th. WBA are fucked though. That's a more than good enough squad to stay up as well, hopefully it'll have the same effect on Pardew's career QPR had on Twitcher's.

 

[Easy]

He’s a great player but let’s not start talking bollocks. An in form Hazard still won’t score 25 in a season never mind 50 or 60

We have a certain winger not far off 25 but Of course he’ll never reach Hazard’s level :)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It was a clever ruse from Pep, threatening to sign JFE, thus ending up with Laporte for 50 odd mil.

After getting wind of the rags' new transfer strategy JFE was our decoy - just to see if they'd go to 90mill to get him back.

Txiki and Ferran must have been killing themselves laughing when they released the rumour.