Because the rags seem to live in some kind of parallel universe, I wonder if they see Phil The Face differently? They might think he's a cross between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in their bubble-like alternate reality mindset. They probably even see Ladyboy as a man amongst men: ruggedly handsome in a kind of Daniel-Craig way, wide shoulders and narrow hips. Mind you they would have to have the most creative imaginations in the whole universe if they collectively see Penandez as anything but the rat-faced, snivelling little shithouse that he is.