Premier League team territory map

[skillman]

Saw this on Twitter - apologies if it’s not worthy of its own thread.

We really are a joke aren’t we? So, so good.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Burnley are the exact opposite of us!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Seems the scousers need a better right back.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Pep, better have a word with Walker & Cancelo…

 

[Blue Llama]

Looks like Burnley and Newcastle need a new st of players

 

[LongsightM13]

united’s #DNA of ‘hoof it long to the corners for fast lads to chase’ ruthlessly exposed

 

[Lavinda Past]

Burnley!

Genuinely hilarious. Kick ball, get ball, lose ball.

 

[skillman]

Burnley!

Genuinely hilarious. Kick ball, get ball, lose ball.

Literally living off corners!

 

[Cellarite]

Burnley are (almost) the exact opposite of us!

Fixed.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is there a map with Peterborough on it?

 

[Corky]

Looks like West Ham take goal kicks to the right and Burnley to the left. Wow.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Looks like West Ham take goal kicks to the right and Burnley to the left. Wow.

Burnley take them into orbit, generally.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Imperialism will be the next entry for City bingo!

 

[LongsightM13]

Is there a map with Peterborough on it?

You need to Google “What’s a Peterborough” apparently…

 

[Sir peace frog]

Is there a map with Peterborough on it?

who, where are they from

 

[pudge]

I'll enjoy the day Burnley fuck off to be honest

 

[domalino]

The only reason the opposition own our corners is because we never have possession that deep.

 

[domalino]

Pep, better have a word with Walker & Cancelo…

They never get the ball that deep, that’s why we don’t own those squares.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Yes it been a while since I’ve been Balls Deep too…

 

[Tricky_Trev]

The only reason the opposition own our corners is because we never have possession that deep.

The only squares that are not ours are also owned by the opposition for every other team. We’re not perfect, but we’re very close!