Putting things somewhere safe (while drunk)

[law74]

I can vaguely remember some time on Friday evening turning off my work's mobile phone and placing it somewhere safe, got up on Monday morning ready to go to work and couldnt find it anywhere, so phoned the office and let them know if they were looking me that day then to phone my personal phone.
Got home on Monday evening and had a quick look, no joy, had a wee look yesterday and still cant find it.
I know it is somewhere in the house, but where?

What is the strangest place you have left something for "safe keeping?"

 

[Anonymous]

the morning of the bluemoon meet up, i found my phone and house keys outside my front door on the patio.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ask the wife,she'll have put somewhere safe,they always do........

 

[Mikeegrini]

I once came home leathered with about £600 and in my drunken wisdom decided to put it somewhere safe. I split into little rolls and stuffed them down the fins on the back of the radiator in my bedroom. It took me best part of fucking week of searching ( I knew I hadn't lost it, I had that 'I put it somewhere safe' feeling) and an hour to force it all the way down and out the bottom.

 

[LongLang]

Does stuffing a tenner into that little compartment in your wallet behind the coun bit count?

 

[law74]

Does stuffing a tenner into that little compartment in your wallet behind the coun bit count?

No, that is just the same as sticking a score into the wee pocket in the jeans to pay the taxi home a the end of a night out.

TRB, none of those wifey things for me to blame it on sadly, all my own doing (though will share the blame with Strongbow and Mr Smirnoff).
Thankfully off until Tuesday so no panic just yet regarding the phone

 

[City-mad-fan]

I come home after night out pissed out of my head with a tenner or twenty note and like to hide it under my pillows in my bed or down the side of the sofa, so when i come to cleaning the house or make the bed I find a nice little reward a few weeks down the line.

 

[Carver]

I can vaguely remember some time on Friday evening turning off my work's mobile phone and placing it somewhere safe, got up on Monday morning ready to go to work and couldnt find it anywhere, so phoned the office and let them know if they were looking me that day then to phone my personal phone.
Got home on Monday evening and had a quick look, no joy, had a wee look yesterday and still cant find it.
I know it is somewhere in the house, but where?

What is the strangest place you have left something for "safe keeping?"

You've put it in the toilet cistern mate. If you were pissed you've gone and got a ziplock bag out of the kitchen and put it in that first, if you were extremely pissed you just dropped it straight in there and it's knackered.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I once woke up with 20p in my sock, couldn't remeber putting it in but later found out I decided to call it my lucky 20p.

 

[charliebigspuds]

I'm a fucker for putting money "somewhere safe" when I'm pissed, in books and in shirt pockets that are hung up in my wardrobe are my usual places.