Putting things somewhere safe (while drunk)

I have had a cunning plan.
All I have to do to find my work phone is to remember what I was drinking on Friday evening, drink the same stuff today and I will be back in the frame of mind I was when I placed it somewhere "safe".

Foolproof.
 
law74 said:
I have had a cunning plan.
All I have to do to find my work phone is to remember what I was drinking on Friday evening, drink the same stuff today and I will be back in the frame of mind I was when I placed it somewhere "safe".

Foolproof.

A brilliant plan with no obvious drawbacks.
 
I seem to be a fan of the fridge when im drunk as that's where most things end up,keys, phone, the cat. ok not the cat he usually goes in the microwave!
 
I found train tickets in the corridor of my Hotel once. Fuck knows how anyone else hadn't picked them up.
 
karen7 said:
I seem to be a fan of the fridge when im drunk as that's where most things end up,keys, phone, the cat. ok not the cat he usually goes in the microwave!

I once missed a whole day at work and was literally locked in the house until I eventually abbed from the bedroom window.

Reason - keys in fridge, behind salad.
 
I once lost 1991.

Went out New Years Eve 1990 and the next thing I know it was January 1st 1992.

If anyone comes across it please let me know.
 

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