1.Owen Hargreaves name is a bit like yours but the other way round. Do you like this and how many minutes do you think he will get this season ?
2.Has the stadium management sorted out the neon blue lighting around the ground because a load of bulbs needed changing last season.
3.If we club some reddies together, will you give that Mickey Thomas a swift kick in his babylike knackers when you see the **** next.
4.Do you like the silly white sticky outy bit on the collar of this seasons home kit?
5.Are you going to any away games in this seasons champs league? If so do you fancy meeting up for a pint or two
6. Is it true that Brian Greenhoff (ex scum) once mistakened you as a sausage snaffler and asked you on a date?