Rag Taunt

[kcmcfc]

I skipped out on work this morning to play some golf at a cheap 9-hole course near my place in Denver. I was on a tee box when I noticed someone in a rag top walking nearby and realized he was going to be passing me soon. I waited a moment and then took my my swing. During my follow through I yelled Agueroooooooooooooooooooooooo! I wasn't wearing anything with City on it and I'm pretty sure he was not expecting any comments walking around Denver at 8 in the morning. He looked and me and shook his head while he kept walking. He was still pretty close so I had time for a quick verse of Yaya Yaya Yaya Yaya Yay Yaya Yaya Yaya TOURE kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo TOURE!

Some days just start well.

 

[ZabbaFC]

very good !!! taunt a rag should me a national holiday

^^^^^^^^^
THIS!

 

[mcfc1894]

Probably shook his head cos you was shouting on a golf course, he probably has no clue who aguero is and why you was shouting it like that

 

[bluevengence]

Should have shouted "BELLAMY" whilst twatting him around the head
with your 9 iron

 

[TCIB]

8am at a driving range in Denver, nope i'm pretty sure he didn't expect that.

I bet that niggled him all day, top stuff.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

8am at a driving range in Denver, nope i'm pretty sure he didn't expect that.

I bet that niggled him all day, top stuff.

You remember us lot in the Waldorf after Sam's funeral with them rags?

The ones who followed Me you, GDM and SWP down mouthing off to GDM about 19 titles etc and we sent them off with their tails between their legs singing "This is how it feels to be City"

 

[TCIB]

Haha, i do indeed good sir, that was a decent booze up.

 

[mcfcallo]

Shouting Aguero 6-1 or 8 points up and you fucked it up everytime i see a united shirt cheers me up all the time on the way to school

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Haha, i do indeed good sir, that was a decent booze up.

It was, shame it was under them circumstances. Poor Gstar was left on his own most of the night.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Quality story...

A rag last night stood outside a Pub with the new shirt on, eating a chippy.

As I'm walking past I shout: I see you have the tablecloth for your tea.

 

[Manci7y]

Is it wrong that I followed a rag around for 5 minutes tonight waiting for a return text I had sent out so he could hear my Aguerooooooooooooo text tone...

 

[ShawBlue]

N1

 

[GStar]

Those are the best nights.

 

[bluemoon27]

Took my lad down to the training ground today to get some pics and autographs and we were stood there when we see a flash car coming up the road and it was evra and my lad started to point at his gold badges on is sleeve at him and evra just put his head down and put his foot down

 

[BUDGE712]

Is it wrong that I followed a rag around for 5 minutes tonight waiting for a return text I had sent out so he could hear my Aguerooooooooooooo text tone...

Not at all.

 

[markham]

Why not shout I'm a Yankee doddel dandy

 

[JC2]

very good !!! taunt a rag should me a national holiday

I would prefer if it became the new national pastime.

 

[Eggsy]

very good !!! taunt a rag should me a national holiday

Should become an Olympic Sport.

 

[allan harper]

Anyone else heard the rumour that there is gonna be a minutes silence before tomorrows game in honour Man Utd R.I.P ?

 

[manimanc]

i`ve texted a few of my rag "mates" and said my new ciddy top has gold prem badges on,what are they?!!

the replies i received was..
"fuck of you bitter blue ****.."
"make the most of them bertie they`ll be off next year.."
"we won the league as well but you scored more goals than us.."

such pearls of wisdom yet again from the new bitters!!