Ive had rags pull up in a car before asking for the very same directions to which i responded..
"You're going the wrong way mate, you need to turn around, head back the way you can follow the signs for the M6 and fuck off home"
I then had a little smile to myself
"You're going the wrong way mate, you need to turn around, head back the way you can follow the signs for the M6 and fuck off home"
I then had a little smile to myself