Random observations

[mammutly]

On the pavements there is absolutely loads of dried chewing gum, yet I've never seen anyone spitting any out!

 

[Dobsy87]

Trainers always look beautiful on shop shelves and I have this overwhelming desire just to HAVE them. Then when you wear them once they look crap.

 

[dannybcity]

When it's cold you want it to be hot and when it's hot you want it to be cold.

 

[TonyGrealishstache]

Guranga graffiti on motorway gantries - who writes it?

Earn Spare cash flyers on lamposts - whats involved ?

Golf sales - any bargins to be had ?

 

[Swales lives]

People with 'ard dogs are cocks.

 

[dannybcity]

Guranga graffiti on motorway gantries - who writes it?

Guranga monks it means 'be happy'.

 

[masterwig]

Why do people eat pineapple with gammon but not bacon or ham?

 

[clairepartyring]

What happened to white poodle poo!!!!


I know the answer!

 

[TonyGrealishstache]

Guranga graffiti on motorway gantries - who writes it?

Guranga monks it means 'be happy'.

Due to the power of google I know what it means, so your saying Guranga Monks are shinning up Gantries and motorway bridges in the dead of night?

 

[Anonymous]

I never live to work ....... i work to live ........ or at least i would if i could find a job!

I'm willing to do anything ..... even work in a chewin' gum factory!