Real Life Petty Enemies

[Barcon]

I have a totally irational hatred for jon bon jovi and axle rose.

 

[CTID1988]

I'm barred from one side of my favourite local boozer because of a petty running squabble I have with a right arrogant pillock. He's to stop in his side apart from nipping for a piss or cig.

Haha, sounds like something off a sitcom

 

[kaz7]

next door's kid's and their bloody footballs!several times a day especially in the hols, can i have my ball back.got fed up so said today is the last day so take care not to do it-no need to keep doing it as we both have 200ft gardens!world war 3 erupted but i have stuck to my guns and rarely do i get them over so as a result i reward them and chuck them back,but me and the mum are now mortal enemies

No, no, no, no no karen. This simply won't do. You are stopping the progression of our beautiful game. Be nice to the lad. Tell him to get the ball himself in future but tell him to try not to let it in to many times. Have a laugh and question is skills if he can't keep the ball in his own garden. You sound a bit of a dragon.

I think they have got better skills now as they keep the ball under control more so you could say i am helping the future talent develop!
no, you're right i'm a dragon,outed on blue moon!

 

[Davs 19]

We live in a small village.

The village is in Norfolk.

Everyone is a ****.

I hate everyone in this village who doesn't live in our house.

Petty? It goes with the territory.

Wow ! Didn't realise you had six fingers and were married to your sister ;.)






























No offence. I'm sure Mrs Lavs lovely.........

 

[bgblue]

My Neighbour. That is all.

Why the neighbour? She sounds devine :)

 

[Lavinda Past]

We live in a small village.

The village is in Norfolk.

Everyone is a ****.

I hate everyone in this village who doesn't live in our house.

Petty? It goes with the territory.

Wow ! Didn't realise you had six fingers and were married to your sister ;.)






























No offence. I'm sure Mrs Lavs lovely.........

Mrs Lavinda is lovely - only one problem... she's from Sarf Lahndan - She thinks Ray Winstone is a posh cahnt.

Anyway, I've not got six fingers... I have developed webbed toes though.

 

[Why Always Ste]

Never really put much thought into this really.

I couldn't give a F* about people who dislike me.

if they have a problem, come and speak to me about it :)

 

[yeseye]

My Neighbour. That is all.

Why the neighbour? She sounds devine :)

She won't let him bum her!

 

[Cellarite]

next door's kid's and their bloody footballs!several times a day especially in the hols, can i have my ball back.got fed up so said today is the last day so take care not to do it-no need to keep doing it as we both have 200ft gardens!world war 3 erupted but i have stuck to my guns and rarely do i get them over so as a result i reward them and chuck them back,but me and the mum are now mortal enemies

No, no, no, no no karen. This simply won't do. You are stopping the progression of our beautiful game. Be nice to the lad. Tell him to get the ball himself in future but tell him to try not to let it in to many times. Have a laugh and question is skills if he can't keep the ball in his own garden. You sound a bit of a dragon.

I think they have got better skills now as they keep the ball under control more so you could say i am helping the future talent develop!
no, you're right i'm a dragon,outed on blue moon!

Only joking but consider that they're getting exercise rather than sitting on a playstation all night.

 

[badmash]

The fella who lives next door
He's in his late 40's and plays shit music all day like Nicki Manaj and other pop shite

This weirdo then puled me the other week to ask if the music is to loud. No mate it's just shite now fk off