The 30: After all the hard man talk in the taverns across Sparta, about how they would all kick Persian arse. Gerard Butler is disappointed to see only 30 warriors actually turn up and no matter how wooden he acted he still gets cut to ribbons.
The Persians conquer Europe and explains why I'm sitting on an ottoman wearing curly skippers big baggy trousers and a small waistcoat in a natty red colour.
Fucking Spartans.