Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[MillionMilesAway]

Haha, that mug shot!

Is it the dead eyes? Or the fact that orange is really not his colour?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I refuse to believe the cops charged him for abusive language. No fucker there would understand a word he was saying!

 

[Stoned Rose]

It seems that Wazza was arrested in Bethesda, Maryland just before Xmas for 'Public Swearing/Intoxication'. He was released on his own recognizance & his case will be heard in a couple of weeks.

You can take the boy out of Liverpool....

Bet the plod struggled to find an interpreter for that interview.

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

How are they doing to describe his hair let alone it's colour on the police reports.

 

[goatersnipple]

Hope the twat gets deported...

Or shot

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Or shot

If only he was black that would be more likely..

 

[ancoats]

lets hope the cops don't need a hair sample for DNA because its coleen pubic hair on that mug shot head

 

[oldtimerdiscopants]

The police have the line up sorted.

 

[manimanc]

Did he shag any grannys?

Yeah but they look like melted cones.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

That's the calibre of man deserving of an England Cap Testimonial.