Sara Sharif

[BlueMojito]

Each of them will be out quicker than that. Probably in a box.

Hopefully

 

[halfmist]

In thinking why risk failing again so to make sure go straight to the Magnum of all deadly tin tops. The fray bentos steak pie.

They are not called land mines for nothing you know

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

The "gent"is likely to have been muslim as may have been his attacker so respectfully a fish based product rather than a non halal fray bentos product is far more respectful.

There is a case for the heinz choc sponge pud tin in this scenario.

Perhaps ant and dec or paddy mcguiness could host a new gameshow testing such weapons on criminals nominated by telephone votes .

I guess weve all sliced fingers when tussling with canned fish and the pain he was, is in does at least give him a taste of the living hell he put an innocent child through.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The "gent"is likely to have been muslim as may have been his attacker so respectfully a fish based product rather than a non halal fray bentos product is far more respectful.

There is a case for the heinz choc sponge pud tin in this scenario.

Perhaps ant and dec or paddy mcguiness could host a new gameshow testing such weapons on criminals nominated by telephone votes .

I guess weve all sliced fingers when tussling with canned fish and the pain he was, is in does at least give him a taste of the living hell he put an innocent child through.

I’ll raise your Heinz choc pudding tin for a rancid tin of surstromming. Not only will he be in severe agony, he will also absolutely stink rotten

 

[Scottyboi]

I’ll raise your Heinz choc pudding tin for a rancid tin of surstromming. Not only will he be in severe agony, he will also absolutely stink rotten

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You would struggle to attack anyone with that lid whilst heaving to fuck, the videos of people opening tins of that stuff is joke.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

In thinking why risk failing again so to make sure go straight to the Magnum of all deadly tin tops. The fray bentos steak pie.

Poke him in the eye in the style of Rik Mayall with a corned beef tin key while he's bleeding to death just for the fun of it.

If he's been attacked this early in his sentence when he'll be under even extra security then hopefully he'll not have too long to enjoy HMP's hospitality.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Great stuff

 

[manclad]

Great stuff

A man of few words.
Succinct and straight to the point.

 

[maccieblue]

Salmon?

Was the attack carried out by John West?

 

[york away to this!]

Salmon?

I didn't think Rushdie was in that place, though good on him for tinning this parasite.