Saturday, 17 April 2010

Can I be boring?

The week before we'll lose 3 players as they're suspended due to smiling in an offensive manner during a game.

The derby itself will be a fine affair and fairly evenly matched although Rooney will fall over a lot and as a result score 12 penalties.

United will then be crowned kings of the world and the media will petition for us to be banned from football and change our name to Manchester Cunts FC.

Following the game the football world will continue to be predictable and boring as fuck.

At some point during all of this I'll either be arrested for planning to blow up the trafford team bus or decide to kill myself as I realise football is a less entertaining and unrealistic WWE.
 
Be the usual we sing our hearts out. They wear no footy shirts and try to sing nick nack shite. And i hope they get fucking battered tbh. On and off the pitch.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
Can I be boring?

The week before we'll lose 3 players as they're suspended due to smiling in an offensive manner during a game.

The derby itself will be a fine affair and fairly evenly matched although Rooney will fall over a lot and as a result score 12 penalties.

United will then be crowned kings of the world and the media will petition for us to be banned from football and change our name to Manchester ***** FC.

Following the game the football world will continue to be predictable and boring as fuck.

At some point during all of this I'll either be arrested for planning to blow up the trafford team bus or decide to kill myself as I realise football is a less entertaining and unrealistic WWE.

Ha ha, I don't think anyone has totally summed up the way I feel until now....well said!! CTID!
 

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