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Gary neville blathering on about darren fletcher:

“Yoonited dna
He gets yoonited
He knows the club and what they are about”

What the fuck does that even mean
It means they used to be good and are trying desperately to recreate a period of time that is long gone and not possible. Certainly not with so many teams competing.

It means they have lost all hope. I blame city. We took everything and watched them burn. Coincide with us winning everything is just too much.

Watching them now is a guilty pleasure. Hook me in and take my money -:)
 
Give it the Granny Shagger, he has it in him and will get em playing the ushited way in no time. He will show his captain how to mither the ref non stop too.
 
Darren Fletcher says he sought the blessing of his former Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson before taking interim charge at Old Trafford.

First paragraph from the latest of god knows how many articles slime ball stone is going to churn out this week

Hope it’s true as it guarantees the pisscan is still the root cause of all that befalls the next part of their downfall
 
Gary neville blathering on about darren fletcher:

“Yoonited dna
He gets yoonited
He knows the club and what they are about”

What the fuck does that even mean
Apparently it's got something to with their DNA, or RNA, can't remember which.

*completely misread your post, didn't read dna right at all, thought it was something like d'ya'know. ah well.
 
Waving Norwich scarves in the air
Not getting your haircut
Having a stadium that’s falling apart
Increasing ticket prices for kids
Ditching meals for workers
Losing 7-0 to liverpool
A laughing stock of a football club.

That’s the United DNA (according to Gabby Agbonlahor just now on talksport. Genius!)
 
Waving Norwich scarves in the air
Not getting your haircut
Having a stadium that’s falling apart
Increasing ticket prices for kids
Ditching meals for workers
Losing 7-0 to liverpool
A laughing stock of a football club.

That’s the United DNA (according to Gabby Agbonlahor just now on talksport. Genius!)
That must be the most sensible thing he has ever said, (probably scripted for him to read out loud, not to many big words for him to struggle with)
 
I was discussing the vacancy with a rag yesterday and came up with some serious and silly suggestions and he just sat there saying "it's a shit-show" every time I mentioned a possible successor.
He then said "it's been ten years of shite" so I mentioned the thirty years of shite we endured, and he just said the successful rag side was all he knew before the piss-can left.
Oh dear. how sad, what a pity.
 
That must be the most sensible thing he has ever said, (probably scripted for him to read out loud, not to many big words for him to struggle with)
Haha a rag just came on and said he agrees with everything he said.

I’ve also noticed they are very bitter about Berrada, or ‘that little man from City’ as the rag just put it.

Loving every minute of this demise!
 
Waving Norwich scarves in the air
Not getting your haircut
Having a stadium that’s falling apart
Increasing ticket prices for kids
Ditching meals for workers
Losing 7-0 to liverpool
A laughing stock of a football club.

That’s the United DNA (according to Gabby Agbonlahor just now on talksport. Genius!)
Fucking hell he'll be toast shortly, never thought he had it in him.
 
Darren Fletcher says he sought the blessing of his former Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson before taking interim charge at Old Trafford.
And in one sentence we have the entire focal point of essentially everything that is wrong with that cesspit of a club. They have created a mythical-type figure out of an average football manager who happened to be in the right place at the right time. A man who had previously spent more than any other manager in world football but had consistently failed. A man who in all likelihood would have been summarily dismissed from his job had it not been for a last second goal from Mark Robbins. A man who up until then had the clubs own fans booing him, calling for his dismissal because of the poor football. The club hierarchy about to pull the switch on his disastrous tenure until a fortunate strike from a player quite literally saved his job.
Everybody knows what happened next: SlySports, money, then more money, then some more money, lots of help from willing footballing officials to 'get them over the line,' then some more money, and the apparent approval of every tabloid and sporting media this side of the Kremlin smiling benevolently on them, then add some more money, and then some more, buy the very best players available, even if they don't want to leave their current job. A young player who a year ago was living in a council house, probably in Merseyside somewhere, almost certainly Toxteth. Playing non-league football. Get them to sign for you. If they are not keen, bribe them: triple their wages, buy them a sprawling mansion in the Cheshire countryside with four indoor heated swimming pools, add a couple of luxurious sports cars in the tree-lined drive and stand over them with an arrogant sneer as they sign on the dotted line.

This, if anything, is the rag DNA.
 
And in one sentence we have the entire focal point of essentially everything that is wrong with that cesspit of a club. They have created a mythical-type figure out of an average football manager who happened to be in the right place at the right time. A man who had previously spent more than any other manager in world football but had consistently failed. A man who in all likelihood would have been summarily dismissed from his job had it not been for a last second goal from Mark Robbins. A man who up until then had the clubs own fans booing him, calling for his dismissal because of the poor football. The club hierarchy about to pull the switch on his disastrous tenure until a fortunate strike from a player quite literally saved his job.
Everybody knows what happened next: SlySports, money, then more money, then some more money, lots of help from willing footballing officials to 'get them over the line,' then some more money, and the apparent approval of every tabloid and sporting media this side of the Kremlin smiling benevolently on them, then add some more money, and then some more, buy the very best players available, even if they don't want to leave their current job. A young player who a year ago was living in a council house, probably in Merseyside somewhere, almost certainly Toxteth. Playing non-league football. Get them to sign for you. If they are not keen, bribe them: triple their wages, buy them a sprawling mansion in the Cheshire countryside with four indoor heated swimming pools, add a couple of luxurious sports cars in the tree-lined drive and stand over them with an arrogant sneer as they sign on the dotted line.

This, if anything, is the rag DNA.
Same thing happened with Busby. Hanging around like a bad smell, several patsy managers came and went, all the while Sir Matt was glowering down from the boardroom...finally ....they got relegated.
 
Ah I see the scum's PR Machine is firing on all cylinders this morning:

I’m sure pisscan must have sprayed pullis at some time or another ie coated him in dna thereby must be the perfect fit for the job

Plus scruffy Jim will on a winner with the full kit wanker snapping up all the gear in the club shop
 
...Everybody knows what happened next: SlySports, money, then more money, then some more money, lots of help from willing footballing officials to 'get them over the line,' then some more money, and the apparent approval of every tabloid and sporting media this side of the Kremlin smiling benevolently on them, then add some more money, and then some more, buy the very best players , referees and linesmen available, even if they don't want to leave their current job...

This, if anything, is the rag DNA.
 

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