Save Our Ruben Interim

Still needs time to finish the Leadership Masterclass Video for all Business Management Courses

1 Stick to your principles - Your are always right everyone else is wrong
2 Get rid of the bad apples - make room for green bananas
3 When the going gets tough - keep moving the tokens round the board
4 When it’s time to muck in with the lads - hide in the bunker rocking the pain away.
5 Remember Rule 1
6 and repeat.

But, being serious for the moment (and wrong thread really) that image of him in the dug out during the penalties was horrible.
Remember the thread title lads.

Clearly, Ruben was focusing his telepathic powers into the lads' boots as those penalties were being taken. Sadly, there was nothing in the instructions for his little tiddlywinks board to help him factor-in how dark and wet the night had become. His plan of winning on penalties was cruelly shredded and went awry.

Let's pray that the genius can get his telepathy going at the right time against Burnley tomorrow: lads, altogether now; focus...........RUBEN - IT'S A 3 O'CLOCK KICK-OFF.
 
sadly there is a real danger they fire him before the derby in 3 weeks time.

if Burnley gets anything tomorrow imo thats his last game.
 
Remember the thread title lads.

Clearly, Ruben was focusing his telepathic powers into the lads' boots as those penalties were being taken. Sadly, there was nothing in the instructions for his little tiddlywinks board to help him factor-in how dark and wet the night had become. His plan of winning on penalties was cruelly shredded and went awry.

Let's pray that the genius can get his telepathy going at the right time against Burnley tomorrow: lads, altogether now; focus...........RUBEN - IT'S A 3 O'CLOCK KICK-OFF.
We are trying - but he is so misunderstood its not easy!
 
All falling into place...

"Following a 1-1 Europa League draw with United in October where Mourinho was sent off, he said he wanted to manage a team "at the bottom of the table in England" after leaving Fenerbahce so he does not have to play in Uefa competitions."

Time to increase our efforts
 
I hope Burnley and Scott Scotty Parker have been briefed as to what's expected of them tomorrow.
Win, obviously, but go easy on the underdogs ; keep it down to a two goal margin .
Well, at least try to.
Don't hassle Onono too much at corners , or he might make it three.
 
I don't think this thread is getting to 100 pages

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He's had the post-Grimsby vote from Jim.
This means on thing only ; he;s toast, but Jim's waiting for him to jump, so he doesn't have to push him and pay him.
He'll be patient, even if it means having to sit through further pumellings from us, Chelsea and the dippers, Brentford, Leeds etc..etc.
But our man knows the long game ; he's got his orders , and he'll wait, and wait , and wait ...He's not gonna jump.
 

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