Scouse Monopoly board

[aguero93:20]

Go direct to the Job Centre, collect £200 from the Giro office

*chance*
The DWP have announced suspension pending reviews of all other players' disability claims. Roll again.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Instead of "Electricity Company" the square would be "Rig the leccy meter"

Or perhaps the Candle Company

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Has the Community Chest cards been replaced with Compensation Cards?

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

The Water Works. Mug

Free Parking in disabled bay

Other counters: car on 4 bricks, dog on a string, Burberry cap

 

[mccity]

Instead of houses you have bins.

 

[Indaparkside]

Chance

No chance Merseyside police are not corrupt

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Advance to "Go"

Go back to Old Kent Road

Go to jail. Move directly to jail. Do not pass "Go". Do not collect £200

Pay hospital £100

Doctor's fee. Pay £50

Pay your insurance premium £50

Bank error in your favour. Collect £200

Annuity matures. Collect £100

You inherit £100

From sale of stock you get £50

Receive interest on 7% preference shares: £25

Income tax refund. Collect £20

You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Collect £10

It is your birthday. Collect £10 from each player

Get out of jail free. This card may be kept until needed or sold

Pay a £10 fine or take a "Chance"


I'll let the sharpened wit of Bluemoon fill in the blanks....

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

2. Go back to cash converters

It’s your birthday. Collect an 1/8 off each player.

Pay hospital £100 to sort out your fucked up shoulder

 

[I'm With Stupid]

The grass is too long. Pay £100 per property to have it cut.
It's too windy. Go back two spaces.
Dental bill. £200 for teeth whitening.

 

[aguero93:20]

The grass is too long. Pay £100 per property to have it cut.
It's too windy. Go back two spaces.
Dental bill. £200 for teeth whitening.

The goal line is too thick. Do not pass the goal line. Do not collect 1 point.