Sex Dolls.

How much? The current Mrs cheese seems to constantly malfunction in unpleasant ways when asked to cook steak and perform oral sex at the same time.
Surprised really, as most women like to bragg about being able to multi task. Ask her to do one thing at a time in order of necessity, which is more important.
 
I had one,first time i used it,it went down on me.
I took it back to the shop and they charged me an extra tenner !!




I know,i know.
Mate of mine also had one and it too went down on him, he also took it back. The cheeky twat behind the counter sarcastically asked him if he had a foot pump. He just wanted a shag, wasn't bothered about her flat feet.
 

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