Sexual failures

[Tuearts right boot]

Go on....

I wont mention the gym slip, purely out of common decency you understand.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Oh, talking of cleaners.....
I once worked for a retail organization that was in the habit of alarming its units, silent with a link to the local cop shop. Alarm goes off, coppers attend, and find the manager pleasuring an office cleaner, selotaped to a desk.

He was pleasuring a Hoover? But why was it sellotaped?

 

[kaz7]

How the fuck do you not know you are shagging a man? I always knew, aside from the time it was a woman that is

 

[Barcon]

How the fuck do you not know you are shagging a man? I always knew, aside from the time it was a woman that is

Sometimes the hot, sweaty balls slapping across your face can be mistaken for hemorrhoids.

 

[kaz7]

Sometimes the hot, sweaty balls slapping across your face can be mistaken for hemorrhoids.

They are big bastard piles lol

 

[Barcon]

They are big bastard piles lol

Could also be flappy intestines

 

[kaz7]

Could also be flappy intestines

Or a big belly slapping around , or....

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Bloke I work with got pissed at an office party and shagged one of the cleaners in the store cupboard. She was 56, and pretty haggard with a spray tan that would put an Umpah-lumpah to shame. I would have forgiven him due to the fact he was VERY pissed, but the dirty bastard went back for seconds when he was stone cold sober.

 

[KS55]

This thread has taken a decidedly anotomical turn, with talk of piles, hot sweaty balls, and (?) intestines, not to mention shagging a man without realizing. Meanwhile, back in the real world bastard rags won 5-0. World has gone to pot.

 

[Barcon]

This thread has taken a decidedly anotomical turn, with talk of piles, hot sweaty balls, and (?) intestines, not to mention shagging a man without realizing. Meanwhile, back in the real world bastard rags won 5-0. World has gone to pot.

No need for that kind of talk pal. I was fine thinking it was 1-0 from an offside goal.