She was only a welder's daughter

manclad · 26 Jul 2008

But she had acetylene tits.

Or

She was only a cricketer's daughter but she would take a full toss in the crease.

Anymore please.

andy h · 26 Jul 2008

She was only a pilot's daughter but she kept her cockpit clean.

manclad · 26 Jul 2008

andy h said:
She was only a pilot's daughter but she kept her cockpit clean.

PMSL!!! Not heard that one before,Thanks.

ray21 · 27 Jul 2008

She was only the Publicans Daughter,but she liked it in Cider.

manclad · 27 Jul 2008

ray21 said:
She was only the Publicans Daughter,but she liked it in Cider.

Another one I've never heard before,very,very funny.I will remember that for the future,Thanks Ray21.

Figgylion · 27 Jul 2008

She was only a fishmongers daughter but she lay on the slab and said fillet

jimharri · 27 Jul 2008

.... a tube driver's daughter, but she always made sure the tunnel was ready for the next train. Hat+coat=door!

Ducado · 28 Jul 2008

She was only a farmers daughter, but she couldn't keep her calf's together

heywood blue · 28 Jul 2008

She was only a farmers daughter but she liked her huddersfield

Bredbury Blue · 28 Jul 2008

In a similar vein

Confucius the Chinese Philosopher say.

"Women who sits on jockey's lap get hot tip"