She was only a welder's daughter

[Nascent Blues]

She was only a pastry chef's daughter, but she loved chewing on spotted dick.

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

She was only the garage hands daughter but she new the smell of Benzole.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

She was only a carpet fitters daughter but she liked her underfelt

 

[SCEtoAUX]

She's only a triangular shaped stringed musical instrument originating from Russia, balalaika.

 

[jaiguruKun]

She was only a United fan's daughter but she liked 7 all at once?!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Ok,this is just fucking vulgar.

I've read three pages, and I shan't be offended until I've read the next twenty pages.

 

[northendenton]

She was only a pox doctors daughter but she knew all the men that mattered.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

She was only the carpenters daughter but she would take 12 inches as a rule.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

She was only the sweet shop owners daughter but she knows what goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

She was only a footballer's daughter but there was ne'er a match without her scoring.