Shiekh Mansour came to Manchester, to buy a great football club..
There was no doubt in his mind .... 'cos United are just shit
Sheikh Mansour went to Arsenal, in a blue Bugatti.
He came back, running at the back, was speedy Gael Clichy
Sheikh Mansour went back to London, in a Ferrari.
All he found with some class, was Samir Nasri!
After a poor season, Sheikh Mansour said 'Arrivederci!"
Thanks for the memories ... oh woo ho ... Mancini!!
Sheikh Mansour went to Ukraine. in a shitty Yugo
But he came back with samba class, Fernandinho!