She's a keeper

[BlueMoonRisin’]

How could anyone be sure of that..?

Because Snorky's smells like salmon (allegedly; )

 

[Indaparkside]

I know a woman who used to break wind in her husbands beer

Fartama whitbread

 

[chaddblue]

Why didn’t she just let rip when he wasn’t there?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Why didn’t she just let rip when he wasn’t there?

Maybe one of those super clingy couples always together (apart from work), but then you can't really fart in a cafe either.

Story

I think I managed about 3 dates with my girlfriend.

Can vaguely recall when I was with one my first girlfriend's I used to wait until she went to the toilet and then spray deodorant to cover it up. Can only remember because she asked about it.

A friend of my ex gf is hairdresser with her own salons and uses the hair dryer to direct her farts towards customers she doesn't like.

 

[Millo]

Who, Ellie Roebuck?