Shreks reaction to City winning the title - enjoy !

WEMBLEY76 said:
Rooney and his team-mates had already beaten Sunderland and thought they had retained the title when they learned of City's comeback by the reaction of the crowd at the Stadium of Light.

"Our fans are losing it, the players can sense the league is coming back to Old Trafford," reads an extract of Rooney's new book, 'My Decade in the Premier League', published in the Daily Mirror. "I can't make out what's going on, nobody can. Is it over? Have City blown it?

"When the final whistle goes there's complete confusion. I'm looking to the bench, trying to work out whether we're champions. Everyone's staring at one another, shrugging their shoulders.

"Then the Sunderland fans start cheering. They're turning their backs to the ground and bouncing up and down. That's 'The Poznan' – the celebration that City do whenever they score.

"Oh God, City are champions. The manager is walking towards us. He's telling us to thank the fans. My heart sinks. I can see it's done, finished.

"Someone shouts, 'City scored two in injury time' and I feel sick. Our fans look heartbroken. Then I look towards the Sunderland supporters and they're made up, laughing.

"What, because we've lost out on the title at the last minute ? Why are they so bothered about us ?

"I think about playing Sunderland next season, beating them, because focusing on anything other than City, however small, goes some way to making me feel better. That night, I live through the pain again – Match of the Day on the telly.

"City get their title. I turn the TV off. Silence. Gary Neville was right. There's nothing worse than having the same points as the champions, but being second best."

They're 'bothered' 'cos MANUre have probably ripped them off at some time with a dive inside the area or some such atrocity. And most footy fans have had enough of Rag arrogance to last two lifetimes! Everybody hates 'em from Swindon to Sunderland, from Southampton to Southend!
 
Pigeonho said:
Might be setting myself up for a fall here but I was always under the impression it was 'one and other', not 'one another'?
It's "one another" unless there's an idiomatic usage with which I'm not familiar.
 
Where's the bit that reads

I'm made up once I discover we haven't lost the league, we're actually joint champions!! 19.5 titles, suck that Liverpool!
I'm off to celebrate with a granny
 
There's a whole chapter on how they grafted the skin from his sweaty hairy arse onto his fat potato head in a miracle of modern science that made him a pin up in rest homes across Merseyside.
 
WEMBLEY76 said:
Rooney and his team-mates had already beaten Sunderland and thought they had retained the title when they learned of City's comeback by the reaction of the crowd at the Stadium of Light.

"Our fans are losing it, the players can sense the league is coming back to Old Trafford," reads an extract of Rooney's new book, 'My Decade in the Premier League', published in the Daily Mirror. "I can't make out what's going on, nobody can. Is it over? Have City blown it?

"When the final whistle goes there's complete confusion. I'm looking to the bench, trying to work out whether we're champions. Everyone's staring at one another, shrugging their shoulders.

"Then the Sunderland fans start cheering. They're turning their backs to the ground and bouncing up and down. That's 'The Poznan' – the celebration that City do whenever they score.

"Oh God, City are champions. The manager is walking towards us. He's telling us to thank the fans. My heart sinks. I can see it's done, finished.

"Someone shouts, 'City scored two in injury time' and I feel sick. Our fans look heartbroken. Then I look towards the Sunderland supporters and they're made up, laughing.

"What, because we've lost out on the title at the last minute ? Why are they so bothered about us ?

"I think about playing Sunderland next season, beating them, because focusing on anything other than City, however small, goes some way to making me feel better. That night, I live through the pain again – Match of the Day on the telly.

"City get their title. I turn the TV off. Silence. Gary Neville was right. There's nothing worse than having the same points as the champions, but being second best."

Bit rich coming from someone who went to the trouble of celebrating on Twitter when the Ivory Coast lost against Zambia.

Thanks for the post anyway it was a good laugh.<br /><br />-- Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:02 pm --<br /><br />
mansour's tow ropes said:
why the fuck would he watch match of the day that night?!

i suppose he's not the brightest though, eh? given that he's an illiterate fat scouse bastard.

either way, TAKE IT

Presumably there was a shortage of Grannies in the local area. Maybe it was Bingo night.
 

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