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There’s a theory that early Christians were just a cult who took a lot of magic mushrooms.

Lots of early Jesus iconography has him surrounded by mushrooms. It’s even theorised that Jesus is actually a magic mushroom.

Look up stoned ape theory, there's good evidence they kickstarted the evolutionary process that made us humans! Fascinating stuff
 
Just got back from a walk on hail storm hill near ramsbottom , managed to acquire a fair few , not done them for around 30 years , could someone give me an idiots guide as to what to do next , cheers
 
Just got back from a walk on hail storm hill near ramsbottom , managed to acquire a fair few , not done them for around 30 years , could someone give me an idiots guide as to what to do next , cheers
Looking through the last few pages of the thread, it appears a side effect of mushrooms is becoming a deleted member. So tread carefully, mate.
 
Get em dried out on some newspaper, the consistency of a dry cracker.

Weigh them. 10g wet = 1g dry
20g wet- 2g dry
30g wet - 3g dry

And so on.

1 to 3g is the experimental zone, 4/5 beyond is a lottery and probably for more seasoned users.

Eat them or if you want a faster onset, put them in lemon juice and drink. Doing this turns the psilocybin into psilocin, which your stomach would do anyway but the lemon juice can do it externally for you.
 
Get em dried out on some newspaper, the consistency of a dry cracker.

Weigh them. 10g wet = 1g dry
20g wet- 2g dry
30g wet - 3g dry

And so on.

1 to 3g is the experimental zone, 4/5 beyond is a lottery and probably for more seasoned users.

Eat them or if you want a faster onset, put them in lemon juice and drink. Doing this turns the psilocybin into psilocin, which your stomach would do anyway but the lemon juice can do it externally for you.
Do you live in Dukinfield?

The modern Mancunian has a Airfryer with a dehydration setting ;)....Newspaper...sorry Grandad
 
Ahhh shrooms. One minute Bart Simpson is chasing you with an axe, the next your best mate is a little green frog with an extremely posh voice.

Great times
 
The last time I had any we were in a pool hall. Was all fine until they kicked in. Every time I went to lean on the table to take a shot, the whole room leant with me and everything was stuck at a 45 degree angle for a while. Turned to my mate to express my sheer fuckedness, and he was hiding behind a stool with his head in his hands.

Great day out that.
 
Make you see what really should be in the sea such as talking sharks in the canal at guide bridge (not sure that sharks actually talk in the sea though)
Well they wouidnt want to let the cat out of the bag. I think they do. Probably.
 
Looking through the last few pages of the thread, it appears a side effect of mushrooms is becoming a deleted member. So tread carefully, mate.

Yeah but calumdown's back, risen from the dead again, like a mushroom.

yes, but am i really me or am i an imposter pretending to be me?
 
I never did them again after my friends dragged me out of the corner shop at 6am. I was standing looking at the mirror absolutely pissing myself laughing for about an hour. God knows what Mr Patel who was quietly sorting his newspapers thought of me.
 

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