Simon Bates 'Our Tune'.

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

I live in hope that one day Prince Charles will write in and request 'Drive' by The Cars.
Or Jordan asking for Aphex Twins 'Windowlicker' for Harvey.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

 

[scotty123]

'Were having a gang bang' by Black Lace, brings a tear to my eye, can only wonder why Mr Bates never played it

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

I needed one more phrase from you there to complete my 'Fetlock's Bingo card'.

Simpleton would've done it.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

I think he might have been making a joke himself about BBC radio station presenter being a nonce.

Or not

Am I bring fuckin clarkied here?

 

[Chris in London]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

I needed one more phrase from you there to complete my 'Fetlock's Bingo card'.

Simpleton would've done it.

Are you still shitting bovril, drone?

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

I needed one more phrase from you there to complete my 'Fetlock's Bingo card'.

Simpleton would've done it.

Are you still shitting bovril, drone?

All dried up, like the Queen's fanny.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Good god not another one. He'll get off with a warning, mark my words.

Oh give over and stop being offended-by-proxy, you humourless beige bore.
If it offends you that much then report me.
Or just haul your sorry ass onto the £50 thread where you can be amongst like-minded folk.

I think he might have been making a joke himself about BBC radio station presenter being a nonce.

Or not

Am I bring fuckin clarkied here?

Or I am.
Hard to care really.
Is Bates currently being Yew Tree'd?

 

[Chris in London]

I needed one more phrase from you there to complete my 'Fetlock's Bingo card'.

Simpleton would've done it.

Are you still shitting bovril, drone?

All dried up, like the Queen's fanny.

Then stop listening to Our Tune from 1991 and fucking well get back to work

oh, and watch you don't get dehydrated :)